i just heard a story about brian...heheheh...

two old men sat near a playground jerking off to the sounds of ice cream trucks playing thriller to attract the kids. suddenly, for no reason at all, they had heart attacks at the same moment the orgasmed. there in hell now burning like the perverted old farts they were twenty years ago. no, this story is about the psychotic, bipolar, extremely violent, impotent, fat bald old preacher with a penchant for spreading the holy word like he does his morning taost with butter.

with a really, really big shotgun. and to make matters worse, his folks gave him the name every preacher fears.

luey kiffer, renegade preacher. after assualting the local bridge club about the heads with a particularly lead laden sermon, luey kiffer decided to go make love, with an barbed wire condom, to an electric socket. not to his surprised he died a painfuly obvios and slightly humiliating death. his burnt charred corpse was found by his three year old grandson, sae tien, who by a mysteriosly idotic coincidence touch the still electrified corpse and also died a slightly less humiliating death.

but this story isnt about them either. this story is about a small town full of killer knife weilding midgets in steel wool underwear, and the whore who loved them. they also died under mysteriosly humoris circumstances involving a cheese grater, an electric eel, and donald trumps wig. which explains why the damn thing stays on his head so well.

this story isnt about them either, its about one particulary naughty cow who walked into a slaughter house…and never came out again. but this story isnt about the naughty cow either. its about death. the one thing that ties these four idiotic stories together.

only death died…a mysteriosly coincedentle death involving two old men jacking off, a psychotic shotgun weilding preacher, a town full of killer knife weilding midgets, donald trumps wig, a ner naughty cow, and a nuclear bomb going off in deaths crapper. just as he was about to sit down.

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